New Nose

Skottles has always had a crush on Ashlee Simpson. I never knew what he saw in her until she got a nose job. She's totally hot these days...I never thought I'd say this, but I kinda want a nose job myself.

James used to call me "Protruder" when I was younger because of my nose. Peggy, my mom, would always say "you know, your nose grows faster than your face, it will catch up some day" Now she says "you know, noses never stop growing, unlike the rest of your face." Somewhere around tenth grade I may have had the perfect nose-to-face ratio

I put my photoshopping skills to the test. Left, my real nose. Right, Me with Ashlee's nose taken from above picture with Pete.